Okay, so I started tutoring again last week and have spent the past two night in the library. I have seen kids that I used to teach, parents that I used to avoid, and friends that I have missed. It's a regular jamboree up there.
Then I saw this kid (God, I wish I took a picture)...he seemed harmless enough. Just a kid at the library doing homework and not having a clue. I have a stream of advice for this kid though. Here goes:
- Skinny jeans may just not be for you. Not because you're fat or anything (because you're not), but because they're ugly. Why would you want to do that to yourself as a young man in his prime? You're ruining your life with these skinny jeans...wise up!
- If you're going to wear skinny jeans, please pull them up. As a mature woman, I could do without seeing your underwear...
- Turquoise? For reals???
- If you're going to wear those skinny jeans and you're not going to pull them up, could you at least change your underwear? It's pretty gross that I had to experience those turquoise wonders two days in a row. Actually, it's pretty gross that YOU had to experience those turquoise wonders two days in a row...dontcha think?
I am just over this skinny jeans thing for boys. Did you know that they sell them in children's stores now? For toddlers? Who came up with that? Yes, your tiny toddler ass can look huge because you're probably storing 3 hours of urine in your diaper, but your legs are going to look like little toothpicks...looking good, Kid!!!
Thanks for playing...rant over (for tonight...I'm sure I'll find something tomorrow)!!!
8 comments:
I will never understand the skinny jeans. Ever. Especially not on boys.
Ick.
As I was reading this, I was going to mention they make toddler skinny jeans. Thank you for mentioning them. And is it me, or when I see 8 year old girls running around the playground in them, it feels wrong. Kids in skinny jeans make me uncomfortable. College kids in them make me stare. Not because they are hot, but because all the guys in my class are wearing them. And it feels wrong. I don't know if I prefer these to the super baggy, butt hanging out look or not. What do you think?
How about boys wearing girls pants? Literally. Some kid my hsuband used to coach, when asked what size his clearly too small flared jeans were, answered "7". A SEVEN? IN FUCKING JUNIORS? GIRLS? YOU are a BOY!
I then told that young man I hoped he wasn't planning on having children ever because the tightness of his jeans was surely going to have some kind of negative effect on that ability.
But ya, the skinny jeans on boys? NOT cool. How do you stuff a pair of boxer shorts into those anyway?
Now. Skinny jeans for girls? Toddler girls? I'm okay with. G has a pair. I adore them. I have a pair too.. in my size, not hers ;)
OMG, we accidentally bought some skinny jeans for Bayla and didn't realize it until we got home and (tried to) put them on her. It was a pain getting them on and she's a skinny little thing. Ridiculous!
They are all the rage in Europe - on boys and men. My nephew is an exchange student in Berlin and he had to go buy a pair of skinny jeans, a tight jacket and a scarf to fit in. His loose jeans, t-shirts and tennis shoes were not cutting it.
well how about those boys who wear skinny jeans WITHOUT underwear??? i'm sure you know one...
I don't have a big issue with skinny jeans. If you can fit into a pair, good on you. The two day old undies are another story though...
Viva la baggy jeans at waist level!!!
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